Vol. I-No. 13 Published By Students Of Fairfield University April 26, 1950
Promenade Featured
The Junior Smoker, Ttursday,
May 4, heralds the comm~ncement
of this festive and memorable
week. Friday, May 5 will
find most members of the Junior
class enjoying themselves at
Fairfield University's first Junior
Promenade. Festivities will be
concluded with a mass and Communion
Breakfast Sunday morning,
May 7. Plans for a Juniors
vs. the World Day on Saturday
apparently have been discontinued.
The feature event, high-lighting
this week of activity, the
Junior Promenade, will be held
Friday evening, May 5 at the
New Haven Lawn Club. The
price of bids has been set at
$6.00 and they will go on sale
Wednesday, April 26. May 2
has been set as the dead-line for
the purchase of bids. Francis
DelFino and orchestra, who pro-
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Ryan. M!J.ster of Ceremonies
Although particulars on the
Junior Smoker have been vague
and few in number, chairman
John Gorman has announced
that an evening of diversified
entertainment has been planned
with talent gleaned from the
ranks of the Junior class. The
admission price has been established
at $1.00 and members of
the entire student body may
attend. The main features of the
evening include a guest speaker
and a series of four skits. William
Ryan will officiate as master
of ceremonies. The guest
sp.eaker, as yet not determined,
wlll probably be a prominent
figure in sports.
While information of the exact
nature of the skits remains
nebulous, Mr. Gorman stated
that the first was to be a comic
opera followed by a production
based on the theme, "Pioneers
of Fairfield." Mr. Gorman expressed
reluctance to elaborate
further on the remaining skits.
He did, however, state that one
of the two was written by John
Merry. Refreshments are to be
served during the course of the
evening; arrangements are being
made under chairman Raymond
Rossamondo. The evening's entertainment
is scheduled to begin
at 8 p.m. The remaining
committeemen include Rudy
Ross, Raymond O'Connor, Frank
Prior, Frank DiScala, John
Heckler, Edward Gubbins, Robert
Butler and Ciro Veneruso.
College Night To
Include Variety
Of Programs
By FRANK WOODS
An evening's entertainment
second to none is in store for
those who present themselves at
Berchmans Hall before 8:15 tonight.
Paul McCarthy and Steve
Czel, co-chairman of the first
annual COLLEGE NIGHT, have
arranged a program that should
suit all tastes.
Promptly at 8:15, John Heckler,
the master of ceremonies,
will launch the proceedings by
introducing the Adenoid Eight,
our own Octet, who will bare
their tonsils and flash the ivories
in their own inimitable way.
The fame of these fellows is now
widespread and to hear their
dulcet tones is alone worth the
price of admission.
When these phonetic fellows
have taken their tenth and last
bow the stage will be cleared of
all debris to allow the Dramatic
Society to hold forth. The future
Barrymores and Oliviers will
present an original skit. These
thrasonical thespians will thread
their way through their threnody,
thrilling the throngs with
their Thucydidean thunder.
Thakespeare, I mean Shakespeare
would have loved this.
When the crepe has been shorn
from the stage our two Arthur
Godfreys for the evening, Frank
Perry and Bill Scanlon, will present
the wonderful amateur fea-
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Glee Club Continues With
Its Successful Concerts
By DAN CUDDY
"If the Fairfield University It is the tradition of the ColGlee
Club continues to progress lege of New Rochelle to invite
in the manner they indicate at undergraduate Glee Clubs from
present, they will become one men's colleges to sing at their
of the outstanding choral groups annual spring concert at the
in this part of the country," pre- Waldorf. In previous years, Glee
dicted a local music critic after Clubs from Notre Dame, Holy
a recent concert. The Glee Cross, Georgetown, Boston ColClub
will take a major step to- lege, and Seton Hall have shared
ward realizing this goal on Sun- the program with the New Roday,
April 30, when it journeys chelle Club.
to New York for a combined Although established only
concert with the College of New three years ago, the Fairfield
Rochelle and St. John's Glee Glee Club has progressively imClubs.
The Grand Ballroom in proved with each concert so that
the Waldorf Astoria is the site they have expanded their
of the program which will begin schedule to include this first outat
2:15 p.m. and conclude with a of-state program.
social hour of dancing. (Continued on Page 2)
MAL HALLET
Testimonial For
Bishop McEleney
On Friday evening, April 28,
the newly consecrated Bishop of
the ancient see of Zeugma, the
Most Reverend John J. McEleney,
S.J., will be honored at
a testimonial given by the Bellarmine
Fathers' Club and the
Bellarmine Guild of Fairfield
University. Father McEleney
was the founder and first rector
of the preparatory school here.
The main speaker for the testimonial
at Berchmans will be the
Most Reverend Hen l' y J.
O'Brien, Bishop of Hartford. The
Very Reverend James H. Dolan,
S.J., rector of Fairfield University
and vice-provincial of the
New England province of the
Society of Jesus will also be
present.
Mr. David Sullivan, president
of the Fathers' Club, will serve
as master of ceremonies. Mrs.
Gerald J. Phelan will represent
the Bellarmine Mothers' Club.
Father McEleney was consecrated
titular bishop of the See
of Zeugma April 15, in the
Cathedral of the Holy Cross in
Boston. He will also serve as the
tenth Vicar Apostle of Jamaica,
British West Indies, with his
episcopal see in the capital at
Kingston.
Father McEleney will long be
remembered by the friends of
Fairfield University for the part
he played in its development.
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Mal Hallet To Play For Election Date Junior Week To Provide
Prom At Ritz AnnouncedBy Variety OfEntertainment
Daly-May 4 By GEORGE DIRGO
Under their respective chalirmen, committees are
According to the newly chosen rapidly completing preparations for Junior Week. From
election commissioner, John avail<able information, May 4-7 promises to provide a Daly, elections will take place
all day Thursday, May 4 in the wide variety of entertainment and pleasure to all taking
polling area outside the cafe- pa:-t.
teria, Juniors, Sophomores and1--------------Freshmen
will choose class officers
for the coming year.
The nominating period 'which
began Monday will continue
until the close of school on Friday,
April 28. The Dean of Men
is distributing and collecting all
nomination petitions. Every candidate
for all of the offices must
meet the scholastic requirements
as determined by the University
authorities. Each nomination
blank must have 25 signatures
of students from the candidates
own class.
John Daly was selected election
commissioner from a list of
three names presented to the
dean of the college by the Student
Council. Daly has as his
assistants William McGuinness
of the Junior Class, Albert
Bruder of the Sophomore Class,
and Walter Lee of the Freshman
Class. The officers to be chosen
include president, vice-president,
secretary and treasurer.
Edward Cull has been the
election commissioner in the
past. He was unable to continue
in his position for he has recently
recovered from a serious
illness.
The preferential ballot will be
used whereby the voter will signify
a numerical choice. That is,
the voter will choose not only
his own first choice, but also his
second, third and fourth choices
for each office.
If there is no clear majority
on the first count, then that candidate
receiving the lowest number
of votes will be eliminated,
and the second alternate choices
appearing under that candidates
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Frosh-Soph
By WALTER LEE
Chairman Jack Connell announced this week that
he had contracted Mal Hallett and his orcheS'tra for the
Freshman-Sophomore Prom, at the Ritz Ballroom, May
5th. Connell also announced that he and his hard working
Prom Committee had completed all plans for the
dance.
More than 150 couples are ex-I
pected to attend. The dance will
begin at 9 and will last until 1
a.m. Connell added that white
or bl~ck jackets are optional.
Mal Hallett's orchestra has
been a top favorite since the
earliest days of big name bands.
His theme song "Boston Tea
Party," has been heaTd over
every major network, in Warner
Brothers shorts, in the major
hotels, and in every important
theater in the musical circuit.
Hallett has a mixed offering of
sweet and dreamy tunes lined
up for the Prom plus what
Chairman Connell describes as
"ear-catching novelties."
Hallett has a unique reputation
in uncovering hidden talent.
He discovered such men as
Gene Krupa, Jack Teagarden,
Jack Jenny, Toots Mondello and
Frankie Carle. Mal's current
group has received rave notices
as being the best ever with particular
orchids for Dick Taylor's
trombone handling and the
vocals of Dorcea Vincent.
Prom bids are on sale in the
cafeteria during school hours or
may be obtained from committeemen:
John Kush, WilHam
Scanlon, Joseph McEnany, William
Curnin, Charles Black,
John Broderick, Cormad Sternchak,
Richard Landy, Robert
Steele, Harold Mullen, Paul
MoCarthy and J'ohn Stevens.
According to Rev. R. MacDonnell,
S.J., Sophomores will not
be invited to the Junior Prom,
to be held at the New Haven
Lawn Club that same evening.
Considering this, Mr. Connell
hopes the Freshmen and Sophomores
will support their own
prom and assure its social success.
Burns Elected AA
President Monday
J ames Burns was elected president
of the Athletic Association
at Monday's meeting. He succeeds
Joseph Regensburger.
The other officers elected include:
John Reilly, vice president;
James Flynn, secretary;
John Neary, corresponding secretary,
and Robert Walsh, treasurer.
John McNamara of the Student
Council presided over the
elections. He conducted both
nominations and elections.
Page 2 THE STAG .April 26, 1950
Growing Up
In Christ
The Student Counselor
COLLEGE NIGHT
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turing the talent they have succeeded
in digging up. (From the
looks of the wall in room 312,
they must have been digging
under the school). Those who
are the most pleasing are promised
prizes.
Following immediately on the
heels of the sixty minute mayhem
will be the Social Hour
featuring weeping and gnashing
of teeth.
Mind you, all this for thirtyfive
cents. If you have two heads
or you wish to bring a friend the
price is fifty cents. rve~ already
got my ticket. How much did I
pay? Fifty cents-and I don't
have any friends; . -, -, ,- .
The Solemnity of Saint Joseph:
"Thou, Joseph, art the glory of
the Blessed, the sure hope of our
life and the pillar of the world: .
kindly accept the praises we
gladly sing to thee, The Creator
of the world appointed thee the
spouse of the most pure Virgin,
and willed that thou be called
the father of the Word; ... Rejoicing
thou didst look upon the
Redeemer, Him whose coming
the choir of Prophets had foretold;
thou didst humbly adore
the new-born God. God, the
King of kings, the Ruler of the
world, at whose nod the hosts
of Hell tremble, whom the heavens
serve, makes Himself serve
thee." (Hymn from the Divine
Office of this Feast)
The Vocation of Saint Joseph:
"Between these two missions
(i.e. of Saint John the Baptist
and Saint Peter) there appears
that of Saint Joseph, a mission
hidden, silent, almost unperceived
and unknown, which was
to be brought into the light only
centuries later, a silence, no
doubt, which had to be succeeded-
but only long afterwardby
a resounding song of glory,
As a matter of fact, where the
mystery is more profound, where
the shadows of darkness are
thicker, where the silence is
more profound, there it is that
the mission is more exalted and
the galaxy of virtues more brilliant
together with the merits
needed to reflect those virtues.
His was a unique and momentous
mission, the protection of the
Son of God and the King of the
world, the protection of the virginity
and the holiness of Mary
-the singular mission of sharing
in the great mystery hidden
from the eyes of the centuries
and cooperating in the Incarnation
and Redemption! The holiness
of Joseph lies in the faithful
accomplishment of this mission
that was so exalted and so
lowly, so sublime and so hidden,
so brilliant and so obscured in
shadow." (From an address of
Pius XI on the oc'casion of the
decree of heroicity of the virtues
of Venerable Jeanne Elizabeth
Bichier des Ages.)
The Vocation of the Priesthood:
"Look at the parallel between
St. Joseph and Catholic
priests ... What are exposition,
procession, benediction, communion,
locking and unlocking
the tabernacle, carrying the
Blessed Sacrament to the sick,
but so much imitation of what
Joseph did to the Child Jesus?
Only that which was his unique
prerogative, now belong' to the
multitudes of priests ... (From
the Blessed Sacrament, by F. W.
Faber)
By STEVE CZEL
StudentCouncilNotes
Others who took part in the
contest were Marshall Bridgewater,
Gerard Mohyde, George
Thomas, John Fray, and Richard
Landy. The judges for the
affair were the Rev. Arthur
MacGillivray, S.J., and Messrs.
Matthew McCarthy and Carmen
Donnarumma.
Relihan Wins Soph
Elocution Contest
On the afternoon of March 28,
the Sophomore Elocution Contest
was held before an intent
audience of college men, in the
auditorium of Berchmans Hall.
John Relihan, speaking on the
topic "Socialized Medicine"
emerged as the wi.nner. Second
place went to Judson Bump,
whose subject was "The Atomic
Bomb."
The Student Council held its
regular meeting April 18, 1950.
The president asked for the
weekly report of the various
committees.
The Activities Committee requested
the sum of $15 to cover
the initial. expenses of College
Night, and the approval of May
19, 1950 for a Triangle Club
dance. Both requests were
granted.
There were no reports from
the Financial, Legislative, Athletic,
Publicity and Grievance
Committees. The president received
a revised -form of the
Constitution, submitted by
Joseph Regensburger. Action on
it was deferred to a later meeting.
The following motions were
acted upon by the Council:
Mr. Scanlon proposed that the
Financial Committee investigate
the possibility of taxing all social
events to augment the Student
Fund. Passed unanimously.
Mr. Keating proposed that the
Student Council authorize the
purchase of Fairfield University
pE:nnants which are to be sent
to those Jesuit schools which
have sent us their pennants.
Passed unanimously.
Mr. DiScala proposed that
public notice be given two weeks
in advance to the entire student
body of the selection of the
chairman of the Winter Carnival,
so that all those who wish
to be considered for this post
may have sufficient time to contact
their Student Council representative.
Passed unanimously.
Mr. DiScala proposed that
every six weeks, 500 copies of
the important minutes of the
Council be printed and made
available to the student body.
Passed unanimously.
The president of the Council
read a copy of the election rules
of another Jesuit Institution.
The rules were accepeted by the
Council to be used here at Fairfield
for the election of' class
officers. The Council decided
that the date of elections for
class officers will be May 4, 1950.
Letter To
The Editor
The small boy gnpmg in the
Junior Class has recently been
on the increase. Why? Because
class elections were approaching.
As the class elections approached
the griping increased.
That there was a definite connection
between the two-elections
and griping-can be shown
by examining the gripes-their
type, their source, the reason
why they are advanced, and
the manner in which they are
advanced.
.................... Editor-in-chief
TESTIMONIAL
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Co-chairIIlen for the reception
and testimonial committee are
Mr. James V. Joy and Mrs. Bernard
A. Gilhuly. Parents and
friends of Fairfield are cordially
invited~: '-' ,
MAKE-UP DEPARTMENT
James Gibson, William Schlenk
PHOTOGRAPHY
John Malakie and Francis McGouldrick
EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT
Francis Prior Editor
William Scanlon, Richard Maher
EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT
James Evrard. Richard Bepko,
Edward Montoni
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT
Alfred J. Bown Manager
William McGrath, Robert Steele
IGlee Club culminates its schedule
wi.th an encore performance
in Bridgeport on May 21. Music
lovers who enjoyed the Club's
Christmas concert with the Connecticut
Symphony Orchestra
will have a chance to hear a program
of popular and classical
choral numbers. Morton Downey,
the famous Irish tenor, will
appear as guest artist.
Servant Or Politician
GLEE CLUB
(Continued from Page 1)
Published every other Wednesday at Fairfield. Connecticut
The Sunday afternoon concert
in New York follows Fairfield's
first joint concert with the AIbertus
Magnus Glee Club held
April 21 on the University campus.
A capacity audience composed
of the student body and
their friends enthusiastically received
the varied program.
The Fairfield Club is currently
in the midst of an extended
spring concert tour. Having cOmpleted
performances in Waterbury
and Ansonia, it continues
its tour throughout Middlebury,
New Haven, and Hartford. The
FRANCIS A. MALYSZKA
Some of the more popular
gripes are:
1. Why is it that the same men
are appointed to committee after
committee and few new names
appear?
2. Why wasn't the original
ring committee-more particularly
the chairman-most concretely
Bob Allard - consulted
W'ith the apppoaching election, cons'ideration should concerning the presentation
be given to the choice of candidates. Unfortunately, ceremonies for the ring?
h 1 h 3. How was the editor of the many people disregard the elections with t e resu t t at yearbook selected? Why wasn't
where we should have leaders, we have nothing but a better system used?
foppish characters. (We've had occasion to see such These are similar in that they
persons). are all directed at the manner
in which the presently presiding
Let us consider momentam.ly the qualities of a good officers are conducting class bus-candidate
and the condiEons necessary for a fair repre- iness. Is this similarity strange?
No-not when one considers the
sentation of the student body. next point, the sources.
'.Dhe prospective candidate should have a scholastic Each and all of these, if traced
average of at least 75%. Below this average, one can back to its origin, will be found
h f h' h k to have sprung from the same hardly expect to command t e respect 0 'lg er ran - general source-a small group
ing students, for a gOQd average i's usually indicative of of discontents. Who makes up
intellectual prowess. this group? It contains two ele-ments~
those who dislike our
The candidate must consider himself a prospective present officers personally and
servant rather than a powerful, independent dignitary. who aren't big enough to forget
The candidate should be sinceve, interested in their personal feelings and work
for the class - and those who
school affairs, and zealous in his efforts to better his want to be in prominent posi-class
and his school. tions themselves but who forget
that the best way to get there is
The prospective candidate should be able to listen to work and earn their way
to the opinions (diversified, of course) of all groups rather than to ridicule and dewithin
the class. Fl'Om the varied opinions (a politi' ride.
cian's mind must be like a railroad terminal) the officer The third point, the reason
why they are advanced, is
should be able to synthesize a program which is suitable, answered in considering the sec-if
not entirely, then partially to each group. ond point. They are personal attacks
advanced for personal sat-
Speaking ability is one of the most important quali- isfaction or gain, and with no
ties to be found in the perfect candidate. Unfortunately, thought of working constructive(
as we all know) many prospective candidates speak like ly toward a better class.
Demosthenes first learning to speak with a mouth full The fourth point is the most
conclusive in proving all that I
of pebbles. They are about as convincing as a babbling have said. Not once have any of
baby. Their tone of voice usually sounds like a dishrag these gripers, these- malcontents,
1, • k 0 h d h " .. " h th k W . hit approached our present Presi.1'
00 S. tel'S' 0 t e JIg w en . ey srpea. e mIg dent Jim Keating, immediately
just as well, therefore, elect a chimpanzee who will art and directly with any of their
least swing by his tail. complaints. Rather they assem-
., 'ble and talk, and attempt, by
FInally, .and most Important of all, beware of each giving the other moral sup-cliques.
When cliques take over the positions, minority port, to build some small perrules
ma'iority and democmtic principies go out the son~l "hurt" into a case hist.ory
• J of "IntrIgue," "personal appoInt-
WIndow. ments" and a "control group."
If they could they would make
the way Jim ties his tie a matter
for impeachment.
I have not answered each of
these gripes, I have mereiy
shown the type and source so
that all can draw the same conclusion-
we have a "cancer"
spot in our class.
I didn't answer these gripes
because of the space involved,
but each and everyone can be
answered. Just as any balloon
can be deflated by a pin-prick- Mr. Relihan, the winner, gradbecause
all there is inside the uated from Fairfield ?rep in
balloon is air. If anyone is hon- 1946, and prior to attending Fairestly
desirous of an answer to field University, served almost
any or all of· them just ask for it. two years in the army, seeing
Ed Flannery overseas' seryice in Japan. Whpe
Ed.. Note: .The letter is very rat the 'Prep, ,he' was active in
timely. May 4_th's elections will the Debating Soci.ety, and deliytell
the results of Reader Flan- ered the graduatIOn address III
nery's observations. - his senior year.
NEWS DEPARTMENT
John J. McNamara Editor
Daniel Cuddy. Steve Czel. George
Dirgo. Thomas Flaherty. James Gibson.
Walter R. J. Lee. Frank Woods
FEATURE DEPARTMENT
Charles Black Editor
William Cumin. Rudy Girandola.
Bernard Mallon, Edward Sisk, John
Welch
SPORTS DEPARTMENT
George Keane Editor
Bernard Beglane. George Birge.
Emanuel Macchia
April 26, 1950 THE STAG Page 3
·Howland''S M~n's shop, Street ~~oor.
HQ~h1~l!~
TIES with the lilt of Spring!
By JOHN WELCH
By FRANK PRIOR
College Capers
A reporter from the "ANNAPOLIS
LOG" must have been
at the Center (almost any time),
for they tell of the man "who
walked into the bar optimistically,
and left misty-optically."
"The ARROWHEAD" from St.
John's University quotes an individual,
more of the likes of
which Father Ed Walsh would
like to see around here:
"I smoke, chew, and drinkbut,
thank heaven, I don't talk
in the library."
The newspaper staff at
Creighton University drags out
the crying towel with this one:
The student gets the paper.
The school gets the fame.
The print shop gets the money.
And the staff gets the blame.
JUNIOR WEEK
(Continued from Page 1)
vided the music at the MidWinter
Carnival in 1947, will
provide the musical background.
One of the most colorful and import
events of college days and
the first such event at Fairfield,
it is hoped that attendance will
be as complete as possible.
Formal black dress has been
prescribed for the evening and
corsages will be permitted.
While seating accommodations
will be available, there will not
be tables since only 90 couples
could be satisfactorily· accommodated.
Those escorted to the
Promenade will be presented
with miniature evening compacts.
Refreshments are to be
served during intermission, during
which time there will be a
planned entertainment.
New Haven was selected as
the location of the Promenade
on the basis of a popular poll
conducted after a Junior class
assembly at which time Harley
S. Black was announced as
chairman. The New Haven Lawn
Club was selected as the site
which offered the best accommodations
in the New Haven
area. The exclusive Lawn Club
has a spacious ballroom, surrounded
by a foyer, and a terrace
which will be utilized,
weather permitting. Dr. William
F. Verdi, M.D., a member of the
Lawn Club, will act as sponsor.
Directions for reaching the Lawn
Club are to be posted on the
bulletin board.
Committeemen include George
A. Garofalo, William Heagney,
John Kennedy, George J. Dirgo,
---------------1Vincent Bartelmo, Enzo Montesi,
Donald Swanson, John
Reilly, David Cunningham, JoKnick-
Knack Shelf seph Regensburger and Edward
Lynch.
Communion Breakfast
Concluding the week's activ-
The first balmy breezes of ity, the Communion Breakfast
Spring have driven some of the Sunday, May 7, will follow mass
Snags from the dep~h~ of the at 9 a.m. in McAuliffe Chapel.
cafeteria to the bnllIant sun The newly acquired class rings
light of ·our lawns. Any wann are to be blessed at the concluday,
one can see several men en- sion of the mass. James Gibson,
joying the scenery and the fresh chairman announced that the
air. Trying to wipe ?away that guest spe'aker is to be the Hon.
pmochle pallor, lads. Needless D. Harold Cotter, prominent
io say, however, there are a few Catholic judge, of Bridgeport.
hands of that hallowed g~e He expressed hope that the Revstill
being dealt in the cafetena. erend James H. Dolan, S.J., rec-tor
of Fairfield University might
Want to hear a story? It's a be oresent for the occasion. Robsad
tale we have to relate, but ert-Fitzpatrick will act as toasttell
it we will. The story of master at the Communion
"Freddie the FLash" should be breakfast. The fee for the breakwell
known ,at F'ail'field. Freddie fast has been set at $2.00. The
was-yes, was--'a studeni here menu will consist of juice, bacon
until he ran 'afoul of "too many and eggs hot rolls and coffee.
social and financial obligations." Mr. Gibs~n's committeemen inThis
lad considered himself to clude Harley Black, James Flynn
be quite a man on the dance and John Merry.
floor.
But even Freddie had trouble
digging up money £01' that dJance
slated for just two weeks before
the Spring Prom, and, as a consequence,
it was a weary lad
who returned from the Easter
holidays. (Ai two cents per bottle,
it takes quite a bit of work
to dig up three or four dollars.)
But Freddie had acquired the
necessary funds for the concert
and dance scheduled for the following
FridJay.
Then it happened. Someone
posted'a big green sign which
blandly announced 'a. dance £01'
that Saturday night. That was
more than pOQr Frederick could
stand . . . he COiIIlpletely '''blew
his top " and was in sUdh a state
rthat he is now convalescing at
Newtown. You can write him
there, if you wish. STUDENT
COUNCIL, TAKE NOJE!
From Lowell Teachers College,
we hear of an extreme case
of commercialism:
A none too prosperous clergyman
accepted the offer of a commercial
firm to supply his congregation
with free books containing
the standard hymns,
with the stipulation that a little
advertising might be injected.
When the books arrived the minister
was overjoyed to find the
books contained no advertising
matter at all. But on the following
Sunday he was horrified to
hear the following:
"Hark! The herald angels sing.
Murphy's pills are just the
thing.
Peace on earth and mercy mild.
Two for man and one for child.
otes
correctly styled
at
Club
PILOTTI'S
for every man
for every occasion -
Formal Clothes
• Tuxedos
• White Coats
115 CONGRESS ST.
Bpt., Ct. Tel. 3·4808
By BERNARD MALLON
Biology Club
Cy Veneruso has given me a
somewhat complicated schedule
for the election of club officers.
It runs as follows: Monday, May
1 selection of 'three men for an
election commission and opening
of nominations. Thursday,
May 4-nominations close. Monday,
May 8 - voting begi.ns.
Wedneseday, May 10 - votmg
ends. For further information,
consult the Congressional Record.
Waterbury Club
They had elections: President,
Bob Mark; Vice-president, Harry
Bergen; Treasurer, Joe Skerrit;
Recording Secretary, Charles
Vernale; Corresponding Secretary,
Al Russo.
And this is a new twist; the
new constitution gives as one of
the objectives of the club - a
clambake! If that's an objective,
then the Biology lab should supply
the clams.
Metropolitan Club
The habitues of Stillmans
Gym, 8th Avenue, N.Y.C., were
treated to an influx of comparatively
refined young men, when
the Met Club held its Spring
Dance during Easter week.
Nevertheless, the affair was a
success, the hall nice, the band
good, and I believe everyone enjoyed
themselves, even if many
members were conspicuous by
their absence. This might cause
some comment, but Gene Galletta's
girl- friend won that television
set.
New Haven Club
I wonder where these characters
have been hiding? They,
too, are 'having elections soon.
Watch the Police Gazette for
notices. They are also having an
outing on May 14, for Eddie
Ahern, To justify this honor, he's
getting married. Very obliging,
don't you think?
Valley Club
After a real close race, the
Valley Club has come in ahead
of the other regional clubs, and
has set up a scholarship fund.
It has also been cleared through
the Dean's office, which has reserved
the right to make the
final choice as to the student
selected.
These boys deserve some
credit, not only for being the
first to set up a scholarship fund
($250.00 in American money),
but for spreading the name of
Fairfield U. through their section
of Connecticut.
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This must mean that there is
some new type of material being
mixed in the film, and does not
pertain to the movies themselves.
RITZ
It has been said that for once,
Hollywood is not exaggeratingmaybe
it's just a plain lie.
No polls have been made on
this topic, and I don't believe
that it is one of the questions
being asked this year by the
census bureau.
Most people think that the
only improvement in the cinema
in recent years has been the addition
of the pop-corn machine.
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Once Over Lightly
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Sunday, April 30
Young America's Favorite
JOHNNY LONG & Orch.
Sunday, May 7
The Band You Have
Been Wailing For
No proof has been given to
support this claim-no independent
laboratory has conducted
a thirty-day test-no doctor
has claimed the new movie releases
to be "definitely less
irritating."
Many of the students who abstained
from the movies during
Lent have probably noticed the
latest slogan-Movies Are Better
Than Ever.
Comin-Adieu
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youths engaged in a full day'
schedule have m)!. complete
envy . . . the others, my complete
understanding. If you are
getting fed up with the constant
wandering along the sea of
fishes, reading on may appease
your fatigued brain.
According to the students, the
easiest day is the one with the
least number of classes. By this
time they should realize, however,
that the natural outcome
of this is a great number of
ordeals, especially when a couple
of free periods intervene.
Our troubles begin in the library.
All we have to do is look
like we're studying and "wha'
hoppens?" ... three guys carry
on a six-way conversation. And
they're Juniors, no less! After
ten minutes we guess we've had
enough of this Fifth Avenue silence
and walk out, eyeing that
peculiar sign, "Please be Quiet."
Second floor. Empty class
room? ... not quite! Greetings,
Sophomores! Ah, here are some
boys who have a use for free
time. Everything is rosy now,
and Belloc's Unknown Country
seems rather interesting . . .
even if the fellows are whispering,
laughing ... now singing
and tapping their feet! Thompson
never knew how right he
was! (Pardon the corruption.)
They beat-and the voices
beat.
Not more instant than the feet.
So with a hurrying chase, and
a much perturbed pace.
We be'at ... and with majestic
instancy at that.
Look ... Accounting Lab! Oh,
so quiet! What's that? No, I
don't take Accounting. Can't
stay here? (This space censured)
Whew! Fourth floor, the next
step to heaven. (Wonder if it's
noisy there.) Noone will come
up this high! Listen ... the door
. . . a barrel coming through it.
Oh there' a man behind it pushing.
Gee, we're in the way. ~is
partner is arranging the chairs
... "Trying to study?"
Ha . . . ha . , . ha . . . yeah,
studying! , .. ha ... ha ... ha.
Something tells me I should
learn to play pinochle . . .
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In choosing ,a trrack man of Baseball Coach
the week, we come at last to a
Joe Miko, Tom LoRicco and man who hlas been so long With Mr. Chester Stuar,t's ap-
Ed Conroy were the ou.tstanding neglected that I almost feel pointment as 1950 coach. basecompetitors
when Fairfield Dni- ashamed ,of many pepple, too ball g,ot off to 'a fine start three
versity's track team scored their numerous to mention. Joe Miko, weeks ,a'go. The sp'or,ts depart- --============::; first victory of the season by a the best thing this school's track ment extends congratulations ,to ~
76 to 42 margin against the team has seen to date is the the new coach and wish him
C.C.N.Y. Evening School Squad "Track Man of the Week," and success in this undertaking.
on April 15th in New York city. as Lar as I am concerned, he's We also wish to apolo,gize ror
Miko took first in the high jump, the track man of the month. the erroneous s'tatement, ap-tied
with teammate John Bigley I have heard rumors to the pearing in the last edition of
in the pole vault and helped on effeat that Joe has played bas- The STAG, that Reverend John
another victory for the once de- 'ketball now for two years, diS-I Donnelly, S.J., would be coach.
feated half mile relay team. Tom .liking it 'aU the way. I don!<j; Fairofield D. will not have a
LoRicco placed in five events, have to go into a long disserta- rorma'l team but nevertheless
taking a first place in the hun- tion on school. spirit to. ~oint out .the Stags will boast of a ball
dred with Ed Conroy hot on his to you what kmd of SpIrIt THAT club and from interes't shown
heels. Ed placed in four events, takes. On top of that, he is one ,this place is beginning to rewinning
the 220 as LoRicco of the best basketball players semble a training eamp. Oondi-drove
him on to a 23.5. we have. tioning began Monday a£ter
The C.C.N.Y. squad made its But let's get back to trrack. E'aster :and the new mentor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
best showing in the quarter mile Ever since Joe Miko has been stressed plenty of leg work and
run, taking all three places. Fair- on the track team, he has reogu- a physical pro,gram that will get
field won all the points in the larly compiled points which the boys in shape. On Tuesday,
discus and the javelin events,
Long and Krolikowski taking have helped us to win many a April 18, :fior,ty-two candidates
meet. His versatility is {me of reported. At this writing it is ,too
first places respectively. the most talked-Iabout wonders early 'to indicate even a probable
On April 8th at St. Peter's
College in Jersey City the Red among tr,ack-follo'wers. His high starting team but Mr. Stuart was
Stags were defeated 66 to 47, jumping has yet to be bettered very pleased at the turnout land
while suffering from the absence by anyone in this school. His the cooperahon shown.
of a few of the expected lumin- handiness lat the pole-vault is a The ma,terial is very encouraries.
However, the squad made result of the fact that he re<l:l- aging, particularily the Fresha
splendid showing capturing the ized we needed pole-vaulters m men tryouts. On the holdover
220, the high jump, shot javelin a bad way. So he took that up list from last season are suoh
events. Again leading in points as a side-line. Our half mile re- names are Rocco Forte Ed
were Miko and LoRicco who Lay team is the pri.de of th~ track Lynch, Elliot Pierson, Frank ~~~~~~~~~~;;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i
scored 19 out of the 47. team. Joe does ~lS part m that Feroleto, Jimmy Burns, Jim iii
Other Fairfielders who scored as if he were bemg chased by a Flynn, Paul Zuzick and others. LIFE 'IS SHORT 'COLLEGIANS!!!
points were: Ed Conroy, third in mad dog. Every once in a while Very impressive thus far is
the 100-yard dash and in the Joe decides to run a quarter. I Salemi a freshman with consid- Why not devote it to God as a
broad jump; Ed Dowling, second don',t know how one mart can erable 'experience as backstop. FRANCISCAN TEACHING BROTHER?
in the two mile run and third in be good at 5'0 many things! The only game definite at this
the 880; Joe Kehoe, second in Last year Joe received a letter time is with the Bridgeport Bees In The Classroom - On The Ball Field
the high jump; Fogarty, second for his Tunning, and no Qne at CandleliJght Stadium. That In Club Activities _ At Camp
in the 440; Giangrasso, third in earned one more fully. ,game will get underway at 2:30
the shot put; Long, third in the I could go on and on telling o'clock on April 27. Contests .are CHRIST and YOUTH need You!
discus, and Ringrose, third in the you all about Joe Miko. No expected with Bridgeport D., Write: BROTHER LINUS. O.S.F. 41. Butler St.• Brooklyn 2. N.Y.
javelin. matter how muCh I say I can't Post Junior College in New ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The next meet on the schedule say enough. Joe has spirit, Haven. D-Conn, Waterbury Ex-as
announced by the Rev. Mr. energy, plenty of talent, and lots tension, Danbury Teachers and
Leeber, S.J. will be with Bryant of glUts. And I' mean Guts! I Arnold.
College from Providence, R. I. wish we had about a dozen more
on April 22nd, here at Alumni Joe Mikos.
Field. James A. Evrard, '51 ELECTIONS
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